Six-Word Stories

Attempting to channel my inner Hemingway by writing a story each day with exactly six words.

  • "It's dead." BB-gun not fun anymore.

  • -- Maximum Difficulty -- "I forgive you anyways."

  • Dumped. Took toothpaste. Left the brush.

  • Oil change—still messiest at midnight.

  • Google: How to open reserve parachute!

  • "I want to paint," said Adolf.

  • Intensely oscillating fan making sleep dramatic.

  • Mothman defeated by guy with flashlight.

  • Centrist advocates moderate approach to eugenics

  • Just in: God's dead. Merry Christmas.

  • Caped man chucks bat-shaped paraphilia nightly.